Jalur Gemilang yilek

Dh nk Merdeka dh ek...ak x nmpk pon org kibarkan Jalur Gemilang....

Kl xnk g dataran tu xpe la, ak fhm, sbb kes H1N1...tp stakat kibarkan bendera tu, x effect pape kot...

Ooo...lupe, new management...zaman Mahathir dulu, siap kne paksa...adakah pemimpin baru ini tidak patriotik? ops, no komen! jgn masukkan saya dlm ISA!

Org zmn skang ni excited celebrate 31 Ogos sbb nk holiday je....makna Merdeka ialah CUTI!!

Pape pon, Selamat Hari Merdeka!

Sob Sob....kocik ati den

Aritu ak dgr Fly.fm...tajuknye "What is d stupid reason that u come out to cover that u r actualy forgetting your friends/family birthday?" Prem ckp dia lupa birthday Jules sbb Facebook dia x remind dia pon....ak gelak je....

Then, 25hb Ogos aritu, which so happen to be my Birthday...kwn baik ak x wish pon...ak saba menanti smpai mlm...xleh jd ni! ak kol dia...

"Wei, ak nk cite 1 trilogi kat ko ni, ko dgr je eh"

"Ok"

"Kenapa ak kol ko? sbb ko dlm senarai 8pax ak. So what kl ko dlm senarai 8pax ak? sbb rini 25hb n ak dpt kol free selama seminggu...abes cite...."

"Wei sorry...Happy Birthday....ak buka friendster td, xde pon Birthday reminder"

Ting! it rings a bell in my head...cm ak penah dgr je alasan ni....hahahaha.....yeah yeah, strong n solid reason, blame the social network...

Ramai lg yg lupo Birthday den aritu...nk nangih den dibuek eh....blom mati laie org dh lupo kek den an...adeh la...kocik bona ati den...

Pape pon, pade sesape yg wish, maceh r bebanyak....smoga ape yg korg wish utk ak tu termakbul la hendaknye...

Note: Ak dh tua ke? mane ade....ade ape pada angka??

Katun dan Alien

Smalam ak MC....jgn takut, xde kene-mengena ngan H1N1...cuma ak xleh nk buka mata pg smalam...mesej ofismate, ckp ak x sedap bdn nk g klinik, then smbg tido blk smpai tghari...petang tu g klinik minta MC, ckp ak tuuuttt (ditapis oleh pemilik blog ini atas dasar keselamatan xnk org lain tiru...copyright k...)

Petang tu dpt mesej dr kkk ak, "Dik, jom tgk wayang" dan dgn senang ati ak reply "Bereh"

Ak ahli GSC...cmne nk jd ahli? sonang yo...poie kat website GSC and sign-up....memandangkan bln ni besday ak (Ehem! Ehem!), ak dpt ticket free! 1 yo, x byk mano pon...so ak pon g GSC Almanda n tgk wyg!

Plan mmg nk tgk UP tp ticket free tu leh tgk wyg yg ade tande * je...so ak pon pilih District 9, cite Alien....tetiba kkk ak kuakan idea bes yg x tcapai dek otak ak time tu...dia kate "Xnk tgk UP? tgk 2 cite la" ak pon reply "Bereh"

Tgk UP dulu...klaka gile! comel bebeno katunnye....jln cite smooth ikut flow, mmg xde ape nk dpsoalkan (pendek kate xde ape yg nk dcarutkan ngan cite ni) tp cm bese, yg plg bes mesti la short filem dia, yg ditayangkan d awal tygn cite (rugi sape msk pggung lmbat x dpt tgk, pdn muke!)

Pas buke pose tgk District 9 lak...ak baru jek mkn, skali cite tu tyg scene yg buat ak nk tmuntah lak..adeh la, control control....mmg bes la cite tu...bak kate ak td. xde ape yg nk dcarutkn ngan cite ni...melainkan konsep Alien mendarat kt US...asik asik US, asik asik US...mcm la bes sgt US tu yg Alien gedik sgt nk g tempat dorg....ak rsa la, kl Alien nk dtg kt Bumi, dia akn dtg kat Malaysia or Thailand sbb kite ade byk pantai cantik....kat tempat Alien tu xde pantai (ye ke??)

Kesimpulannye dr cite ak kt atas ni, ak happy bebeno yg ak MC smalam...rsa cm nk MC lg je....muakakaka!

Looking for Dinosaurs

I just finished reading a blog...which I found from a blog of a fren of mine...

He (d blogger) have new stories and they really got my interest. I don't really know this Mr. Blogger so from my assumption, I think he just had a really bad relationship. And his new stories are about he found this beautiful girl, that again from my assumption, really got his by heart. Mr. Blogger is a tutor at a very prestigious Uni and The Girl is the student. I found this very romantic-the relationship between tutor and student. And this feelings he developed after the 'episode', how The Girl simply touch his heart.....urgh, I can't wait for his new post!

This morning I had a meeting. Towards the end of the meeting, Mr. Chairman shared with us about his plan on how he's going to propose his girlfriend-for marriage of course. He told us that he had a dinner arranged by the pool side, getting the dinner served by his friends, then he will say the magic words....and we are like "Owwhh...."

Then the next girl share her 'moment of truth'. It was held at a fancy restaurant where her now fiance came with these compliment words about her and suddenly bent his knees in front of her and proposed...again we make the symphony of "Owwhh...."

Forget to tell that Mr.Chairman was d first person in the office who wish me Happy Birthday today. He wanted to treat me a cake but since now is the fasting month, he treated me with a picture of a very cute bear hugging a very big heart. Next he sent me a smiling face handing over a bouquet of flowers. I reply him by saying "Owh, u r so sweet...okay, that 's enaf...stop before I fall in love with you" And he reply back saying "If you fall, I'll catch you...but if you fall in love, I'll call the ambulance" together with a couple of smiling face emoticons...isn't he sweet??

Some people are so lucky....just like The Girl who finally manage to shake the heart of Mr.Blogger ....or the girlfriend of Mr.Chairman...you know, romantic guys are like Dinasours...they are at the era of extinction

I wonder whether I can have a man bending his knees before me and say "Will you marry me?"

Ada apa dgn 25hb?

25hb....hari yg sgt bermakna buat semua yg dh bkerja...sbb secara generalnye (generally speaking), 25hb is pay day

Here's d scenario.....early of every month, kita dh excited plan nak beli itu ini for the month...budget pon nmpk cantik je....duit tu rsa cm cukup je

24hb, duit cukup2 utk hidup arini je...kl esok bank mogok, alamatnye niat puasa la...silap2 haribulan, g keje pon jln kaki....menjelang tgh mlm 24hb tu, rsa nebes mengalahkan pengantin perempuan tunggu laki dia lafaz akad nikah....nebes, tp bhgia....

25hb, pg2 tu melangkah dgn penuh kegembiraan dan keyakinan.....The Day.....buka laptop/PC, pegi Maybank2u/CIMBclick etc, muke ceria gile...yeay, gaji dh masuk...riban2 dlm akaun kn...

So ape lg, jalankan tanggungjwb....transfer duit ke favourite 3rd party (mak ayh), make payment to favorite payee (PTPTN, Astro etc...) Siap! Logout...Account Summary

Tadaaa......duit tinggal latut2 je....tolak duit myk, duit sewa umah-tggal tu je duit mkn??? muke monyok blk....

Itu la keajaiban 25hb.....we r so excited waiting for it to come....we are so anxious on d day it happen...we are so happy early dat morning BUT within few minutes, poof!! All the happiness gone....

Amazing kn?? it plays with our heart lebih teruk dr kekasih yg kita kenal 8thn tiba2 tggalkan kite....mane pergi semua plan cantekkk kite msa di awal bln td? x nmpk dh..pelik bukan??

P/S: For those yg dh dpt paycheck, utang dh byr lom??

Ramadhan / Bazar / Lapar / Aunty Red??

Ramadhan dh dtg lg...yeay yeay!! kenapa yeay? mcm la rajin sgt nk kejar pahala Ramadhan, huh!

Ramadhan mmg sinonim dgn bazar...ape besnye ttg bazar? cm psr mlm gk kn....oh tidak...bazar ni special...sbb kl g bazar, kite tgk mknan time lapa, nikmat wei! yg lg bes, leh tgk je xleh mkn (kl kt pasar mlm leh mkn smbil jln2)...ni nk mkn kene tggu azan maghrib...pergh! mcabar mengalahkan Survivor mahupun Amazing Race!

1st of Ramadhan, me n my sis g bazar...ak x pose pon, Aunty Red dtg melawat...perut lapa beb sbb tghari tu ak sental baki lauk pauk sahur td, ciput je...dgn semangat yg bkobar2 (mengalahkn pahlawan nk g bunuh JWW Birch) ak melangkah ke bazar....dgn bbekalkan duit RM10 ayh ak bg (nk jugak ketuk duit org tua tu, isy isy isy...) ak pon 'shopping' la...nmpk aym golek- "Xleh beli, duit x cukup"....nmpk nasi tomato-"xleh beli, mak dh msk nasi"....nmpk popia basah-"dh cuba thn lepas, x sedap" Ujung2nye ak blk umah dgn bebekalkan kuih bakar dan tauhu sumbat kegemaran ayh ak (dh pkai duit dia, beli la feveret dia) which none of that are my feveret....alamatnye, dok kt meja mkn termenung tunggu azan maghrib, mkn nasi mk ak msk jela...cit!

2nd day of Ramadhan, ak tdo smpai petang (cm la ak pose...hahahaha) ak miss g bazar sbb mk ak mls nk kejutkan ak bgn...

Rini kt opis, ak sempat sental dua keping biskut je, yg ak simpan dlm drawer ak...itu pon kunyah slow2 sbb xnk org nmpk (terutama bos ak, kang dia x kasi ak blk awal kl dia tau ak x pose)...perut lapa wei..adeh..

Ape kejadahnye ak kelaparan time ak x pose???

Rindu dekat En. tuutt...sempat la thn lepas smbut Ramadhan ngan dia....kebetulan msa tu ak baru jadi KLians so agk xcited utk mjejakkan kaki ke bzar2 yg ade di sekitar ibu kota ni...meriah beb, mmg meriah......smpai ke Gombak nun cari bazar, pastu bukak pose kt Selayang....mujur x ke Ipoh...hahaha.....thn ni En. tuutt xde, dh xde kt KL...ak buke pose sorg2....x ke bazar la jwbnye...mkn je ape yg hmate ak msk...adeh, bosannye....

Uisy, lapa sungguh ni! nk blk, nk mkn!

Perlukah kaduk naik junjung??

"Some people are born to be a leader"

Pernah dgr ayt di atas? Yup, mmg sesetengah org tu bagus jd leader and dia ske jd leader...ade org tu plak, lom soh jadi leader, baru soh jd MC dh demam. Org yg nak jd leader, dia ske jadi tumpuan, dia ske jd org utama, dia ske bg arahan, dia ske.....mbongkakkan dirinya...hahahah....

Sebenarnye, x sume yg ske jadi leader tu layak jadi leader and x sume yg kecut jd leader tu xde leadership skill. Contohnye ex-boss ak (wah, terang2 ngutuk ex boss...dah jd ex pon nk ngutuk jugak..ahahhaha!). Bagi ak dia mmg x lyk jd boss tp dia mmg ske jd boss (uish, bwk gile title boss dia tu...dia je la yg betul).

Tapi ok la, at least boss ak tu pandai, xde leadership skill pon, dia ade management skill (ape bezanya? buka buku) tp ade la sorg hamba Allah ni, ske sgt jd leader, pdhal bg ak dia ape skill pon xde kecuali skill bg arahan n skill ckp byk...sebijik cm politician beb! cakap bhabuk, tp hasil xde (politician kt Msia la, tmpat len ak xtau)...

Dia ni, kl diberi tugasan, org x lantik dia jd leader, trus xnk wat keje...pastu asik2 nk bengang sbb ade je yg dia x puas ati kt leader yg dilantik scara undian majoriti td tu. kl dia ade dlm team korg, korg x bengang ke? Dahla wei, ko dh kalah, kalah la...kasi senyap n wat keje bleh??

Yg ak nmpk, org Melayu ni ske sgt pangkat....w/pn diri sendiri cm kaduk, tp sibuk nk naik junjung...siap jatuhkan sirih lak tu....ade ape dgn pangkat??

Ak? sape x ske jd leader weh....leader slalu dpt lebih, kete besa siap driver, gaji besa, free golf club membership (perlukah?)...tp kl ditakdirkan ak x jd leader, ak tetap akn wat keje....yg penting adalah tanggungjwb...amanah beb, amanah

Referring ayt pertama ak td, ko nmpk x perkataan Some tu? Some ok, some....not Everyone...sedar diri boleh?

Pesanan Si Pujangga...Untuk Aku dan Semua

Tidak mengira manusia,sama saja.....
di dalam diam ada hati,ingin bercinta....
orang muda menanggung rindu,
orang lama menanggung ragam,
carilah......pilihlah......yang sepadan......

Jika bercinta jangan hanya ikut rasa,
guna akal guna fikiran,berwaspadalah.........
sesal dahulu pendapatan,
sesal kemudian tidak berguna,
terlajak......tindakan.....merana......

Mata bertentangan mata,
bak minyak dsambar api,
janganlah asyik bercinta,
semua kerja tak jadi.

Seperkara usah lupa,
memohon izin doa restu,
saudara.....ayah.....ibu.....

Berenang-renang di muara,
hati-hati dilambung ombak,
dah berzaman asyik bercinta,
entahkan jadi entahkan tidak.......

The answer remain unspoken

Kamu? Kamu sayang saya?

?? Kenapa kamu tanye?

Saje.....

??????
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Kamu rase mane lebih penting, cinta atau sayang?

Cinta kot...

Kenapa smalam kamu tak tanya kalau saya cintakan kamu? kamu tak mahu perasaan saya terhadap kamu begitu kuat ye?

Eleh, soalan pertama pn x terjawab..saya main jawab je soalan kamu tadi, saya sendiri tak tahu beza cinta dan sayang

Saya pn....saya dh lupa bagaimana rasa cinta...perhaps I don't even know....
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Oh my Oh my
Love is in the air
But it's the air that I just couldn't breath in

Oh my Oh my
What has happened to my feeling?
Has it been taken away and keep vanishing?
Or it's just me too blind to see anything?

By: Anonymous
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The answer remain unspoken............