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Friday, September 18, 2009

Sakit tekak/Lagu raya/Internet

Rini awal gile ak dtg opis. Selalunye, msk keje 8.30, plg awal pon ak msk opis 8.35, tapi rini kol7.50 ak dh b'ada di space ak...sbb rini last day kerja n pasni im heading back to my hometown. Kene la dtg awal sbb ak plan nk cabot awal elakkan jam. Kawan ak mlm td dh wish Selamat Hari Raya n Bhati-hati di jalan raya. Dia blk awal, cait! Pagi tadi dlm radio asik pasang lagu raya tak abes-abes, wat ati ak bengkak je sebab still kene gi kerja.

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TAPI, ak x menyesal! Semalam ak telah mencipta 1 sejarah dalam hidup ak apabila ak telah re-union balik ngan kawan ak masa skolah rendah dulu. Lama woo dah tak jumpa dia. Dia add ak dalam Facebook and kitorang plan utk jumpa kat Alamanda semalam. The feeling is so overwhelming. First time jumpa macam kapel yg btemu time blind date-speechless. Yang kitorang wat ialah gelak tanpa henti. Apabila menyedari yang perbuatan kitorang akan membuatkan orang sangka kitorang gila, baru la kitorang start borak and tanya pasal hal masing-masing.

Spent about 5hours with her. Ukur keluasan Alamanda tu. Amazingly, she is just like me. Suka aim barang murah, ngutuk barang pelik..at 1 time kitorang pegi kat longgokan baju yg boleh dibongkar2 (those yg gila sale tahu camne keadaan ni), suddenly serentak kitaorg tunjukkan "Ha, yang ni cantik!" and realize that we were showing the same shirt! And masa jalan-jalan tengok handbag, she came from one direction and me from the other, we simultenously walking toward the same purse aand aimed it exectly at the same time. Ak pandang dia, dia pandang ak, kitorang gelak lagi.

"Nasib baik kita tak kerja and duduk 1 tempat, kalau tau mau berebut pakwe"

"Stuju!"

Then kitaorg gi karaoke (jangan dipersoalkan perbuatan kami) and we had a realy great time.

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Ak x beli lagi broadband, bajet lari kat kereta plak. Adoyai....kereta ni makan lebih teruk dari sundal bolong. Parak aku! I'm going on leave for the whole week of Hari Raya and left my two (Indian and Chinese) colleagues to handle the workload. Ni yang bagus dok kat Msia yg bbilang kaum ni, tak payah ak kerja time Hari Raya. Since ak takde internet so I can't access to my company email to check on my work. To get to company email without using LAN, I need to use a password that only Technical Support can provide. I request for that password yesterday and it is said that it took 3 working days to setup. Which means, in short, I won't be able to get through my mail at all for the whole week. Yippee!!

But....u know Chinese, they are well-known for being supreme hardworking, workaholic and work-fanatic, she said she want to conquer all the work during my absence. Urgh, bencinye! Yang mana boleh spare until I get back tu, spare la. Saje nak dapat nama la tu. Itu 1 concern. And 1 lagi concern, my follow-up cases cmne? Cmne ak nak handle? Adehla...bencinye nak cuti bile dah kerja ni. Otak tak pikir pasal kerja tak sah!

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Whatever happens,

"Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri. Maaf zahir dan batin"

Monday, September 14, 2009

Apakah salah ku? Cari pasal la tu!

Hari Raya is just around the conner...as a comitte of my company club, we are (a bit la) responsible for office decoration. One day, Mr.Chairman approached me...

Farah, do you know how to do this? -showing a ketupat made of ribbon

No, I don't

Ape punye Melayu la you ni

A modern one...Ala, instant ketupat byk la kt kedai...kalau gantung ketupat Nona tu je xleh? hehehehe....

**Dalam hati: Ala, tak tau buat ketupat pon dah kene cop bukan Melayu ke??**

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Today we have special occasion at the office. All the big big big boses (not by size but by title) are coming over from head office US to Malaysia. So all of us are required to wear our national costume. We are expected to look at our best (glamour and vogue la konon) but I ended up wearing a typical baju kurung......which I already used before...I entered the main door and Mr.Chairman approached me

What is this??-Pointing fingers from both hands at my baju kurung, up and down, up and down
What?? Still national costume right?

**Dalam hati: Ala, bukan orang dari US tu tau pon ak pakai baju yg slalu ak pakai, kecoh je mamat ni...at least I made some effort by putting some makeup on my face okay...

Sat at my place and a colleague greet me by saying,

Wow, ade something atas mata you, thats new...

**Dalam hati: At least someone did notice...pheww...

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Am I wrong for being too simple? Ke mamat tu yg x abes2 nak cari gaduh ngan ak?

Thursday, September 10, 2009

I'm dead! 2

I received another email from my manager and she said.......

Farah,

I enjoy your sense of humour.

Did she really enjoy it or she just being sarcastic? huhuhu...............

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

I'm dead!

Utk jd lebih produktif, ak ade sediakan email template so that I wont have to re-type the same thing over n over again...

For executive relocalisation, let say from US to UK, dlm template tu ak letak "from HELL to HEAVEN". I just need to change the "HELL" and "HEAVEN" if I'm handling such case. I even already put the recipient email in the "to" column and my manager email in the "cc" column.

What happen was, my dear friend of mine, request for template to be forwarded to her...stupid of me, i carelessly hit the "send" button...yes, yes, the bloody email was successfully sent to the recipient wif my manager on cc!

10minutes later, I received a reply saying "Is this email mistakenly sent?" With such a big guilt I reply "Yes it is, Sorry"

Huhuhu...I can visualize that I'll get a bad score for my PBC already...gud bye bonus...huhuhu.....waaa....!!!

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Dengar je bleh, len fail!

Saya dengan ini mengaku bhawa saya adalah pendengar yg baik tp saya bukanlah pemberi nasihat yg bagus...nk explain pon susah so bca r dialog ni

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"Abg mmg x puas hati bile ade org yg senang2 je minta putus"

"Yela, dia cantik bang..senang je nk cari pengganti...mcm kite ni mane ade org nk, so kite setia pada yg satu"

"Tak jugak..Abang ni ade je org nk tp abg pilih utk setia"

"Errkk..ha, betul la tu"

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"Abg xleh nak cakap ape dah..."

"Btol gk tu...bkn salah mamat tu, dah awek abg yg dh syok kt dia"

"Ape lak, mmg salah mamat tu...dh tau tu awek ak, lg nk kcau"

"Erkk...ha, betul la tu"

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"I jeles ngan u..u ade semuanya.."

"Ape lak, i pon jeles ngan u...u ade bla bla bla"

"X, u x fhm..."

"X u, u kene tgk at d bright side"

"Pape jela u"

"Erkk..."

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Kan? kan? saya dah cakap yg saya x pandai bg nasihat..............tp kl nk teman utk dengar mslah anda, dun worry...i'm alwayz there for you....