JANJI SEORANG SUAMl

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JANJI SEORANG SUAMlll

abang telah lupa janji abang
apa salah Mawar sampai abang jauhkan diri ?

dulu Mawarlah segalanya bagi abang tapi
sekarang abang lebih pentingkan kerja..
sampai rumah, abang pulak lebih penting anak
dan bila Mawar ajak abang berbual..
abang terus berdiam cry emoticon

dan bila Mawar akhirnya tewas dan ingin berlalu pergi,
baru abang nak menyesal..
tapi abang hanya tinggalkan nota.....

"percayalah abang cume sayangkan awak seorang..
abang cume rindukan awak yang dulu.."

seperti satu tamparan hebat,
Mawar tersentak dari lamunan...

Mawar yang baru sedar selama ini dia cume membiarkan

cry emoticon perutnya semakin mengeleberr;;
cry emoticon kuku dibiarkan kecut ..
cry emoticon rambut yang semakin busuk disebalik tudung !!
cry emoticon lemak sini sana, perut betis berselulit...
cry emoticon abang balik kerja penat nak peluk peluk, tapi bau badan berbauuuuu !!
cry emoticon abang terpaksa hipokrit setiap kali,
sambut kat pintu dengan muka kusam tak bermaya c
ry emoticon

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satu hari Yaya datang rumah, Mawar terpegun dengan kecantikkan
Yaya . dari muka yang sebelum ni kusam dan badan berbau ..
akhirnya Yaya tampil cantik dan jelita..

Yaya yang sememangnya ingin membantu Mawar telah
memperkenalkan

PLATINUM LADYXARA WHITE JUICE
PLATINUM LADYXARA WHITE JUICE
PLATINUM LADYXARA WHITE JUICE

dengan niat ingin menambat kembali hati abang.
Mawar amalkan minum 2sudu pagi dan 2sudu malam..
dan KEBERKESANAN yang Mawar rase pada keesokkan hari ialah :

smile emoticon keputlhan dah tak berbauu , tak gatall dan lendirr semakin kurang !!
smile emoticon senang bangun pagi , badan ringan dan toksin dalam badan berkurangan
smile emoticon pembuangan.lawas ,Mawar suka bila bentuk badan semakin ramping.
smile emoticon setelah mengamalkan nya setiap hari, Mawar dapati yang
muka yang semakin glowing , no more kusam dan tidak bermaya
smile emoticon yang kendur semua da tegang , nyut nyut buah dada . hehe
smile emoticon yang paling penting , bahagian.keintlman semakin.ketatt !! smile emoticon

suatu hari, Mawar terkejut terlihat sekuntum bunga dan nota..
" abang SUKA... tak sabar nak balik awal setiap hari lepas rindu kat sayangg "

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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA! Karangan paling bodoh pernah aku jumpa.

Tapi salah aku jugak...sebenarnya dah boleh agak ni iklan tapi gatal gak gi baca. Padan muka aku.

Selamat Hari Ibu

Cara terbaik untuk celebrate Hari Ibu ialah dengan tinggalkan anak-anak bersama ibu sementara si ayah bersosial di luar.

Barulah betul-betul IBU! Hari lain tu ibu part time je sebab siang keje, malam je jaga anak. Hari ibu ni kene la jadi ibu sepenuh masa.

Ibu mana ada rehat. Jawatan disandang 24 jam sehari, 365 hari setahun selama seumur hidup tanpa cuti sakit dan cuti rehat.

Cheers to all great moms out there!

P/S: handphone baru ni xde gambo mak. Juma mak nanti nak selfie banyak2 la dengan dia.

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Invaluable Pieces of Relationship Advice

Ada orang cakap, pergaduhan itu yang akan merapatkan hubungan. Ada orang cakap, hubungan yang tanpa gaduh itu sebenarnya tidak sihat.

'Gaduh' yang aku maksudkan kat sini bukan physical attack ya. Gaduh mulut je.

Sejujurnya, aku tak nampak kat mana logiknya statement di atas.

Pergaduhan tak pernah menyenangkan. Pergaduhan selalunya mengeruhkan lagi perhubungan. Rumahtangga berantakan kerana pergaduhan walaupun sekecil kuman! 

Secara logiknya bila kita bergaduh, kita meluahkan segala apa yang terbuku di hati. Secara tak langsung, kita kurangkan beban di dada yang menyesakkan. Namun tak semua yang kita katakan dapat diterima dengan baik. Selalunya ia disalah ertikan atau pun dibolak-balikkan menjadi sesuatu yang bertentangan dari maksud sebenar. Maklumlah tengah gaduh, darah panas, otak tak mampu nak merasionalkan. Acapkali kita lantas membalas tanpa memahami dan mendalami apa yang ingin disampaikan oleh pasangan. Semangat 'nak menang' tu memang berkobar-kobar, lantas mengetepikan semangat 'mari berdamai'.

Tapi ada juga kes yang lepas gaduh je mengandung, gaduh je mengandung. Tang tu aku taknak komen. Lain orang lain kandungan hormon.

So kat bawah aku copy paste nasihat yang berguna untuk semua. Pada yang belum kahwin, please take this seriously. Pada yang belum kahwin, hmmm..tak dapek den nak nolong.

I personally like #1. Nailed it!

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36 Invaluable Pieces Of Relationship Advice

We learned the hard way so you don’t have to.

posted on Feb. 1, 2015, at 10:39 p.m.

Jessica Probus

BuzzFeed Staff

We recently asked members of BuzzFeed Communityto tell us the best piece of relationship advice they’d ever received.

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Their responses ran the gamut from funny to sappy, from downright silly to totally practical, so it’s only fair that we share their nuggets of wisdom with you:

1. “Admit when you’re wrong, shut up when you’re right.”

—submitted by Johnny Storm

2. “Date someone for a year before taking the next step, whether that be moving in together or getting engaged. People change with the seasons.”

—submitted by Tawny Elle Easterling

3. “There are two boxes in every relationship: hope and expectation.”

“Resentment builds when you put petty things into the expectation box (he needs to give me flowers, he needs to take me places, etc.). Put petty things in the hope box and be clear about what is in your expectation box.”

—submitted by Amber Malin

4.

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—submitted by Mallory Johnston

5. “My dad told me: Don’t be interesting. Be interested. Actually listen to her. It’s by far the best thing you can do. You’d be surprised how many men don’t know this.”

—submitted by David Kasunick

6. “You are not in a movie, you are a real person — don’t expect other people to treat you like you’re always the star.”

—submitted by Alex Lisette

7. “Don’t fight about money because after you’ve fought and maybe said mean things to each other, the amount of money in the bank will be the same. “

—submitted by Shauna Durham

8. “Have separate checking accounts!”

“A couple should have a joint account for all household bills, but they should have their own accounts for personal expenses. As long as all the bills are paid and some money is going into a savings account, they should each have a little money to spend as they please.”

—submitted by John Thomas

9.

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—submitted by gracejohnston92

10. “My father told me to look how my significant other interacts with other people, especially waiters and servers, while in the getting-to-know-each-other stages. He said it’s the best way to see a person’s true colors.”

—submitted by Roisin Kilroy

11. “Don’t marry someone you don’t want your children to be.”

—submitted by lucyc42c8b3828

12. “Once someone told me: ‘Put your finger in your partner’s nose. If it disgusts you, it means you’re not in love.’”

—submitted by Dinora Agathe Kruja

13. “Keep the fights clean and the sex dirty.”

—submitted by Becky Hobbs Haler

14. “Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.”

—submitted by Courtney Danielle

15. “The best advice I’ve ever got was from my mum: ‘Everyone is at some point an asshole — it’s about finding an asshole you can put up with.’”

—submitted by sophies4da1cd301

16. “Choose your in-laws wisely!”

—submitted by esny528

17. “My mom once sat me down and very seriously told me: ‘The first few years of your relationship should be incredible.’”

“‘Not to say that you won’t fight, but you should not be fighting all the damn time. If your partner is upsetting you this much now, imagine what it is going to be like a marriage, two kids, and several years from now. Take your time: People’s tastes change, and it is much easier to throw out a couch than a husband.’”

—submitted by Meghan Elizabeth

18.

Alice Mongkongllite / BuzzFeed

—submitted by Kimberly Sutton

19. “If your boyfriend is always making you cry, you have to ask yourself: Is he your boyfriend or is he an onion?”

—submitted by jodies4f46d2bf7

20. “Remember, your spouse will still be there after your kids are gone.”
—submitted by Catie Hurley

21. “If you’re upset about something that won’t matter in five years, you should not be upset about it.”

—submitted by Kady Kidd

22. “Definitely go to bed mad. Everyone is an asshole when they’re tired and cranky. Find your perspective and your compassion tomorrow morning and then resume.”

—submitted by Melissa De Lory

23. “Always kiss after an argument.”

“Doesn’t have to be a big kiss, just a peck. It signifies the argument is over, you’re moving on, and you still love and appreciate your partner.”

—submitted by courtneyd10

24. “When you disagree, stick to the issue at hand. Don’t drag up old fights, old flames, or old issues.”

—submitted by laurenc21

25. “The best advice I ever got was from my grandmother. I asked her if she and my grandfather were still in love after all these years. ‘Yes,’ she said. ‘We can argue about the little things because we agree on all of the big things.’”

—submitted by Casey Cooke

26. “Always sleep in the same bed, no matter how angry.”

—submitted by Stephanie West

27. “How do you know when it’s over? When you feel more in love with your memories than with the person in front of you.”

—submitted by Chelsg

28. “Thank them for everything, even for the little things they do.”

“Saying ‘Thank you for emptying the dishwasher’ isn’t just about the dishes — it says ‘I notice you, I recognize that you work to make our home better, I value your efforts enough to call them out, and I do not take those same efforts for granted.’ No one will ever get tired of being thanked, and at the same time it fosters an atmosphere of gratitude in the home — you may find yourself being thanked more often in return.”
—submitted by Jess Ballinger

29. “Remember that the way you want to be loved is not always the same way that your partner does.”

—submitted by Amanda Hogan

30.

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—submitted by Elizabeth Krevy

31. “Talk to each other. Talk about silly things, about serious topics, about anything and everything under the sun.”

—submitted by Arlene B. Nuestro

32. “My twin brother and his husband are the best. Husbands. Ever.”

“I watch them. Twin Bro is in medical school, Hubby is getting a Ph.D., so they’re super busy all the time. They have study dates at the library. They have a cleaning service come in once a month because a clean house is more relaxing than a dirty one. They talk about their feelings all the time. They ask for what they need. They changed their furniture — went from a couch and recliner to a sectional — so they’d be more likely to snuggle with each other since they know that’s important.”

—submitted by Jennifer Nelson

33. “My mom told me once that the secret of marriage is not to commit to someone for the rest of your life — it’s to commit to trying 100% every day.”

—submitted by katys4deff4ddd

34. “From my grandma: ‘Always remember the beginning.’”

—submitted by abigaillundt

35. “Fight like you’re both siblings, tend and tidy like parents, challenge ideas like strangers, laugh like best friends, and love and forgive like long-lost partners.”

—submitted by Dea Cothran

36.

Alice Mongkongllite / BuzzFeed

What is your name?

When I was a kid, I used to hate my name because my 2nd name was quite hard to pronounce back then. Plus all my sisters were named Ummi and I was the only one with Farah..I didn't feel I belonged.

But after reading the following, I can't stop laughing! Nasib baik nama aku tak pelik.

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